Welcome to my new weblog, because “blog” is a crap word. This is the website where I will make posts about anything, if it pisses me off enough, or if I think there is something important enough to mention. If you are an idiot, there could be a chance that you might feature here. And I don’t mean idiot in the good sense.

If you are the greatest person alive and do absolutely nothing wrong, save the planet, eradicate poverty, remove racism, get rid of hunger, solve all economic problems, ensure the safety of all humans and basically just turn the planet into “heaven”… Then I just might mention you in passing. And if you’re a hot chick, I might even post a photo…

I am “Barnacle Rockjaw”, not my real name, but the real me. Every single post I make will reflect the real person.

I am!